sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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