you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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