Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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