I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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