We're like a lot better than the average bears
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Randomize
