then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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