another moral hangover. fuck.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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