I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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