some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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