it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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