why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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