Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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