I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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