Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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