I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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