So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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