I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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