you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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