once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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