Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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