He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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