I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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