There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i permit you to call me
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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