your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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