at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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