She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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