Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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