Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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