Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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