well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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