just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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