but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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