Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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