My sheets look like a crime scene.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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