Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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