My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I checked into jail on foursquare
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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