I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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