...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You made out with two different species that night
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
