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(574): View more from Indiana

Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom

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(512): View more from Texas

Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Naked Twister starts at high noon

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(914): View more from New York

I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken

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(618): View more from Illinois

It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.

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YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE

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(530): View more from California

Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?

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