Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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