chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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