Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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