My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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