I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
COCAINE IS GR8
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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