So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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