Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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