how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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