You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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