you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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