K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
vagina is talking i cant
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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