Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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