You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
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please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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