He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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