I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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