I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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