names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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