i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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