She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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